jenz

I hate people.


ask me anythingg

  • me: mom I need a new bottle of toothpaste
  • mom: finish the one you have sweetie
  • me: it's empty
  • mom: *squeezes the bottle and out comes extra toothpaste, Henry the VIII, michael jackson's corpse, the missing malaysian airplane, and 4 prisoner refugees*


gaydirectioner:

Freshman year:

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Senior Year:

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lunarbirth:

mom: honey, what would you like for your birthday?! :)

me:

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mom: no silly!! i mean a REAL present!!! 

me:

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